Romney--The Chosen One?

Remember...this was written when Romney was still in!


Romney—The Chosen One?
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Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney could Very well be the first Mormon President. That’s all gOod and well. Good for him. But I’d haTe to see Mormons vote for him, just becausE he’s Mormon. (However, thAt does not mean that women shouldn’t vote for me just Because I’m a woman. From a political, moral and stAndpoint, it’s a lot more difficult to Be female than religious and it always has been. So vote to help women gain more freedoms and equalities! Besides, don’t you want to see a first man in a conservative dress, heels, hat and pearls?)Now, I don’t want to completely knock Mitt. He’s a nice guy. Decent manners, good oral hygiene, and great posture. HoweVer, his politics leave a few things to be desired. What bugs me mOst is how he shuns his hisTory. That’s right. HE SHUNS it. True, polygAmy isn’t exactly something to be proud of or follow in the footsteps of, But he’s Republican. So shouldn’t he represent the Republican way of tradition? To borrow a Few lines from Tevye in Fiddle on the Roof, “Without trAdition, we’re like a Fiddler, on the roof!” RepuBlicans belieVe in keeping things basic, like their fathers did and their father’s befOre them. Which could also be a bad Thing for poor RomnEy; his family’s trAditions seem to include polygamy, historically speaking of course. So mayBe Romney is well more like the anti-chosen one, unlike his picture may subliminally suggest to its’ viewers that he is in Fact, THE CHOSEN ONE, the one thAt they should CHOOSE to rule our fair and Beautiful nation. Do you really want a President who believes in subliminal messages?